i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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