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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
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You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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