Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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