I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
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He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm at about main and main street
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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