**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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