If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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