you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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