You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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