I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
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i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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