he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
So I just went to clothing optional bar
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
