how can u be prego again
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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