My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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