I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Oh god it's open bar.
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