After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I am midnight drunk by noon
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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