have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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