So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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