As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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