It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
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One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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