I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
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Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.