Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
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He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
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Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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