I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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