But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
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he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.