You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
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I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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