You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
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Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
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Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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