Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
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Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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