Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
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he was CRYING into my vagina
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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