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I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants

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(707): View more from California

he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting

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(503): View more from Oregon

My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers

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(651): View more from Minnesota

We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.

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(307): View more from Wyoming

Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.

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(214): View more from Texas

you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.

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(616): View more from Michigan

youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.

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(406): View more from Montana

It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"

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(419): View more from Ohio

Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.

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