Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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