Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
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not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
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