You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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