actually, I'm a sock model
Yo dont text me then not text me
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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