i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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