The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
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My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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