my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
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Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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