well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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