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• (631): View more from New York

  stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.

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• (914): View more from New York

  You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor

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• (925): View more from California

  My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.

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• (530): View more from California

  ...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.

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