I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
It's official drugs can't kill me
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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