I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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