Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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