im holly from the hills drunk
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
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See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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