Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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