If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
These People Had Regrettable One Night Stands
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
This Girl Makes Latte Art That’s Too Cute to Drink
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world