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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?

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• (707): View more from California

  I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP

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• (805): View more from California

  I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life

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• (914): View more from New York

  Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.

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• (325): View more from Texas

  Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room

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• (641): View more from Iowa

  The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects

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• (425): View more from Washington

  And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor

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