u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
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at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
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apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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