Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I wish i was in the wii world.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
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I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
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You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
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