Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Randomize
