I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
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Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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