You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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