We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I want to fuck you with a popsicle till it melts then eat it out of you
Really.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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