we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
no, he came in my armpit
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
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I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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