What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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