You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
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Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
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there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.