We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
So. Much. Porn.
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