just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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