Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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