Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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