we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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