I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
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She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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