Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
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fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
FUCK WHALES
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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