It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
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I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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