He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
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happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
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Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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