I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
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