the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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