Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
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I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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