I must be too annoying 4 u.
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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